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[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[It's a rainy day today! As you make your way towards the hotel a chonky moth makes an emergency landing on your face. Hello.]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

Whoa-!

[ He is at least steady enough to not get knocked off his feet, but that sure does do him a startle. ]

--Jeez, aren't you big!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Poofs into.....not a moth, but some sort of small creature. He would protest that if he were conscious.]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

... The local wildlife has some really interesting stuff.

[ Well okay, time to gently hug smol against his chest under the umbrella and hurry back into the hotel. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[The local wildlife appreciates the use of the world interesting instead of weird. Once out of the rain it may be easier to see that it's...a tiny idol?]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ Going to take him back to Lilis and get a fresh dry sheet to wrap around him, carefully patting him dry. ]

You... look pretty human, actually.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Human? Gross. Grumbles in protest, attempting to sit up]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

Whoa- careful there. You might've caught a cold out there.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Starts to stand, splaying tiny moth wings to help him balance as he straightens up]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ Cushion towel?? WHAT IF YOU FALL OVER. ]

H-Hey, there's no rush.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[He fell over]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ OH NO, swaddle the smol. ]

Just rest for a bit!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[SIR, I WILL RETURN EVERYTHING TO THE EARTH IF IT IS THE LAST THING I-...zzzz]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ Phew, okay, gonna leave this lil moth-ritto on his pillow and go get. A small plate of fruit and cheese? ]

[ What do tiny mothmen eat ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[At least he appears dry, warm and comfortably snoozing away. Tiny snores escaping the confines of the moth-ritto]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ Oh good he can get a little cleaning done around his room then. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Eventually the potion wears off and he wakes up, sitting up and watching him bustle around the room]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ Sweep sweep sweep an already impeccable floor and okay let's make sure moff is- ]

-Oh!! You're awake.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Just a full ass dude sitting there]

Good morning, kind stranger.

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ bruh as long as you're not naked ]

Good morning. You... look a lot bigger than before.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[5000 Alcheme robes mean Aster's maiden eyes are safe]

Hmmm? Do I? Are you sure about that?

[wayofthehousekeeper]

Yeah, I'd need a much bigger towel to wrap you up this time.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Ah, I've been caught. You're right, you're right... You see, I happened to be under the effect of one of my own potions.

[wayofthehousekeeper]

Oh, so that's what happened. And you needed to sleep it off?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Oh no. Rather...being out in the rain trapped as a moth was more tiring than I expected.