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[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[It's a rainy day today! As you make your way towards the hotel a chonky moth makes an emergency landing on your face. Hello.]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

Whoa-!

[ He is at least steady enough to not get knocked off his feet, but that sure does do him a startle. ]

--Jeez, aren't you big!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Poofs into.....not a moth, but some sort of small creature. He would protest that if he were conscious.]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

... The local wildlife has some really interesting stuff.

[ Well okay, time to gently hug smol against his chest under the umbrella and hurry back into the hotel. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[The local wildlife appreciates the use of the world interesting instead of weird. Once out of the rain it may be easier to see that it's...a tiny idol?]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ Going to take him back to Lilis and get a fresh dry sheet to wrap around him, carefully patting him dry. ]

You... look pretty human, actually.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Human? Gross. Grumbles in protest, attempting to sit up]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

Whoa- careful there. You might've caught a cold out there.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Starts to stand, splaying tiny moth wings to help him balance as he straightens up]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ Cushion towel?? WHAT IF YOU FALL OVER. ]

H-Hey, there's no rush.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[He fell over]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ OH NO, swaddle the smol. ]

Just rest for a bit!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[SIR, I WILL RETURN EVERYTHING TO THE EARTH IF IT IS THE LAST THING I-...zzzz]

[alchemechanical]

[ Just. Stand there blankly with a moth in his face for a bit before peeling it off. ]

Oya? Is this a new species of gigantic moths?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[POOFS. No, apparently it's a tiny unitmate. Apparently WC isn't super into pranks, who would have thought?]

[alchemechanical]

Oh, senpai, you seem to have fallen into quite the predicament. It's terrible weather for someone at your size.

[ Well then going to tuck the tiny unitmate under his witch hat and escort him back to Alch. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[The hat is safe. The hat is warm. The hat is luckily not transporting him into hammer space.]

[alchemechanical]

[ It's Fine, Rui probably wouldn't do that to a senpai in peril. ]

[ Back in Alch and he reaches up to remove a moff from his hat and place him on a couch and, after a thought, drape one of the linen cloths over him. ]

[ Couch lump. ]

For a creature of your size, it's probably most prudent to get you warm, but a direct flame would have too many dangers...

[ Time to go fill a whoppie cushion with warm water. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[The saddest smallest whoopie cushion noise as he's placed upon it]

[alchemechanical]

I hope the temperature is to your liking, senpai.


... Perhaps we can make you more comfortable though.

[ By the time the moth wakes he's going to find himself in a miniature bedroom complete with whoopie cushion water bed, dresser and desk, and working lights. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Sits up, looking around the tiny bedroom before looking at Rui]

[alchemechanical]

[ In the process of creating a tiny microwave. ]

-Oh, good morning, senpai. I hope the accommodations are to your liking.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Crouches down and flips a tiny table in protest]

[alchemechanical]

Oh, are you a fan of a more contemporary aesthetic? Or should I have gone Bohemian?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Runs around the tiny diorama, “customizing” it, by which I mean making a mess like a tiny roach]